Nancy Drew is old.

For those of you who say Twitter is useless, I say something witty that shuts you down entirely.

I loved reading all about Nancy Drew and her ability to solve just about any crime and wear a pencil skirt while doing it. Now Fred Flare, an online retailer, is celebrating her 80th birthday with a "serialized fashion mystery." Thank goodness somebody tweeted about it or I would've never known!

Check it out here.