This seems like the perfect blog to read in honor of No Pants April. Sarah stumbled upon it while researching shrimp- the author of this blog liked shrimp so much that she designed a dress to look like one. Oddly enough, it does.
Sarah brought up a good point just a second ago: how do women who have a shrimp obsession get husbands and we can't? You can add that to my list of non-rhetorical questions.