- I will begin measuring major life goals in terms of the Olympics ("Oh, that's at least two winter Olympics away before I have to start worrying about buying a house," etc.)
- The early bird does get the metaphorical worm.
- Survivors of the Titanic would not find this shirt comical.
- I must have this coat.
- Zooey Deschanel's divorce is much more unfortunate than Kim Kardashian's.