on Twitter and in real life.
Maybe it's sacrilegious but Jesus' tweets are pretty clever. I should note that this is not a "verified account."
Some of the highlights include:
*Hangin out at Lucifer's bachelor party. This guy is so dumb. *Microwaving peeps. *The worst part about Easter is that the next day is a Monday. Guess Dad didn't think about that.
*Got a bad feeling about this week